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summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

ribbonchocolate:

athousandglasssuns:

wollffeey:

silverlightpony:

whappy101:

glassbottledemon:

Male rape victim talks about why he finds male rape funny at the Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret in June of 2012.

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I was about to get kind of upset untill I finished it to the end. Its so true though.

I swear I’ve reblogged this before.

READ THE WHOLE THING

The look of pain in his eyes at the end

This makes me really sad

This is worth reblogging. It’s always disgusted me how people see rape and violence, committed by women towards men, as a fucking joke.

theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

when a fucking stop-motion barbie youtube series has more goddamn queer representation than your show you’re real fucking pathetic

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

madmothmiko:

Alcohol Under The Microscope

  1. Bloody Mary
  2. Cosmopolitan
  3. Dry Martini
  4. Sake
  5. Tequila
  6. White Russian

sixpenceee:

don’t date someone that promises you forever. date someone who acknowledges that life happens, that people change, that things may get in the way. date someone who despite knowing all of that, tries their hardest for your relationship. 

politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist: a person who supports feminism.

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.