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adriofthedead:

badveganwolf:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right

I like how the guy doing this presentation went the extra mile to act the whole scene out

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

starkidkay1230:

I literally just threw my phone.

starkidkay1230:

I literally just threw my phone.

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

manniing:

'boys will be boys'

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fifty-shadesofgay:

the bible said Adam and Eve not Ted and Robin

leavemycamera:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy

boyfriendhook:

inthedarkofthenewforest:

how come its “you are what you eat”

why can’t it be “you are what you read”

THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

i don’t know about anyone else but i would much rather be a boy wizard than a piece of broccoli

yer a broccoli harry

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

miscaitlin:

Don’t take me shopping if I can’t look at what I want to and can’t leave when I want to

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

High five my tongue with your tongue

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets